Okay, if I really think about this, then a song that I dread burrowing into my head will burrow into my head.

There is no way that I will suffer through that. It's bad enough that I have "Apple Bottom Jeans" stuck in my head; I don't want something worse floating around, distracting me from my homework.

 Yes, sometimes.

Girls, imagine this. You are taking a trip across country. You're in the middle of New Mexico and there's no city or rest stop for over 100 miles... and you REALLY have to go to the bathroom. In your current body you have to either hold it, or find a convenient bush to hide behind. But if you're a man, all you have to do is get out ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, I liked cereal. I ate it every morning for breakfast and lived a happy life. One day though, when I was about 8, everything changed.

I poured myself a bowl of Fruit Loops, just like all the days before. My mom was making my dad his usual cup of milk and raw egg... just like all the days before. I munched happily at the bright ( Read more... )

 Eddie. I think that was his name. He was a redish colored river rock from my driveway. All of the other river rocks were gray or brown, but Eddie was different and caught my eye.

I made him a little bed out of an old tissue box and carried him around with me and played with him all the time. As you can tell, I was pretty much an only child since my ( Read more... )